Just a small difference, right?

<Kube> lots of girls like me
<Kube> well
<Kube> one

http://bash.org/?34718

Sorry for the long hiatus, I've been busy with holidays and other things...

He had a feeling

<ian__> Am I gay?
<qin> yes.
<ian__> ahhhh
<ian__> i knew something wasn't quite right

http://bash.org/?4232

Maybe she'll be able to fix it

Cat1013: Whoops
Cat1013: I just really confused my grandma.
HermitKing: She has IM?
Cat1013: She just got it. I was talking to her, and she asked about my new car.
Cat1013: I said that it was fine, but that it makes a funny noise whenever I shift.
HermitKing: So?
Cat1013: I left the "f" out of "shift".

http://bash.org/?54074 

Atleast he has Everquest.

Walter39: I woke up in a ditch last night
Walter39: Not sure why
Walter39: Family left me, i cant afford pants
Walter39: But on a plus note, I finally won master status at Everquest

http://bash.org/?8734 

"Out of courtesy"

<meta> blegh
<meta> the internet is bad
<meta> bad bad bad
<meta> I tried to talk to a woman
<meta> but she sent me nude pics instead
<meta> I didn't want them
<meta> but I took them out of courtesy

http://bash.org/?8100 

Details.

<cgirl> Wouldn't it suck to find a dead body
<InCDeathmeister> male or female?

http://bash.org/?57059 

READ THE LABEL

<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now
<Podex> OH SHIT STIR OCCASIONALLY

http://bash.org/?11604